You Had To See This Coming

100 Things I Hate (in no random order....BETH)

1. Everyone's favorite...nails on a chalk board
2. Going to the dentist (no offense Dr Wadkins)
3. Stubbing your pinky toe
4. hangnails
5. Wearing dresses
6. Even more, wearing pantyhose...it's cruel and invented by a man I suppose
7. Lack of financial freedom
8. The Dragon Lady..should be #1
9. Whining
10. After shampooing, having hair stuck on my fingers
11. Any type of seafood....smell AND sight
12. Throwing up
13. Adriamiacin
14. Fissures
15. IV's
16. Food stuck in my teeth
17. How big my feet are (10-10 1/2 if you were wondering)
18. My broken ice scraper...not that it matters
19. A sneeze that goes away before you can get it out
20. black licorice
21. Being crabby, knowing it but not keeping it under control
22. Captain Morgan...the Captain was here one too many times
23. My luck...if it wasn't bad I wouldn't have any
24. Being far away from close friends
25. Headaches
26. Slivers
27. Finding out you have a paper cut after you start using Purel
28. Pepsi
29. My weight gain
30. Menopause
31. That I suck at spelling
32. Hard core rap
33. That we can't afford a cooler way of transportation
34. Bone spurs
35. Just when my nails get long, I bite them all off again
36. That we don't have snow
37. The term "bump" when someone is pregnant
38. Spam
39. Idiots
40. Closed mindedness
41. That I can't pull off "Oh snap"
42. That doctors are looking more and more like Doogie Howser
43. Cat food (see post Sonofa Sonofa Sonofa)
44. That I can't sleep at night
45. Slow people in the left lane
46. People who have nothing but negative things to say to you
47. Puffy, fluffy, lacy stuff
48. The movie Wicker Man
49. When the kids stay up late messing around
50. The stuff you have to drink for a colonoscopy
51. Head on apply directly to the forehead Head on apply directly to the forehead
52. Getting stitches removed
53. Chicken loaf...ask Dion about that crap
54. People who talk loudly during a movie
55. That when a family show is going down the pooper, they add a new kid to the script
56. Sinus problems
57. When songs are stuck in my head
58. Polly Pocket's shoes
59. Lower back pain
60. What garlic and onions do to my digestive system
61. Adults who still act like they did when they were the "cool ones" in high school
62. Feet
63. Care Bear theme song
64. The fact that my favorite slippers now make my feet stink.
65. Our cable company...does anyone else have to take out a loan for service?!?
66. When kids leave stuff in the sidewalk and you have to go around or over it
67. Those phones that stuck into people's ears...kind of gross
68. Not being able to sleep in
69. When the girls act up in public
70. Waiting for Idol to start
71. Not finding what I am looking for
72. Parents who think their child does no wrong
73. People who mess with my kids...get in their personal space, etc
74. Not knowing
75. Yeah, but....
76. Those blue headlights on cars
77. That I can't just live on marshmallows
78. Having choices taken away
79. When I say, "They'll get theirs" and they NEVER do
80. March 17th, 2004
81. High humidity
82. Painful wind chills
83. Tornado warnings
84. Walking in a car dealership lot and no matter how much you say "just looking", they follow
85. eBay outbids at the last minute
86. Things that make me say, "That is so simple! Why didn't I think of that?!?"
87. Being late
88. Others being late
89. Bratz...dolls, shoes, house, babies, whatever
90. Commercials I don't get
91. Not knowing the name of a song and/or artist
92. People who play games, and I'm not talkin' board games
93. That I can't remember dates for American historical events
94. I am unable to complete things when I get scared or nervous about my lack of knowledge
95. My follow through sucks (I think because of #94)
96. Bad fortune cookie fortunes
97. Reading directions
98. Letting go
99. Realizing the next day what you should have said when you were fighting with someone
100. The conversations I have with myself all internally..I wonder sometimes