Friday, November 10, 2006

Why Kids Make Me Laugh

I did some sub work yesterday and we have the mats our for somersaults, and as it turned out, a vicious game of leap frog (I had more little kids land on my back and head then get over me. Kindergartners have short legs). But as one little girl was doing a somersault, another little girl said,

"OOOOOOOHhhhhhh! I see your underwear!!!!"

(She was wearing a dress)

And so as not to make the little girl feel bad, I said that everyone wears underwear, to which the second little girl said,

"My mom doesn't."

Yikes. Try not to laugh, try not to laugh, you're going to laugh, run away! Run away!

So I did.

1 comment:

Amalia said...

True Story #1
Two kindergartners are playing on the play ground. One is bending his thumb in all kinds of weird positions, telling the other one,"I'm double jointed." Unimpressed, the second child responds, "Yeah, my dad smokes those."

True Story #2
Two small school children are getting their snowsuits, boots, etc. on at the end of the day prior to riding the bus home. One student looks at his friend and says, "Hey, you've got a booger on your jacket!"
The second student looks where the first is pointing and says, "I guess I do."
The first student leans over and whispers, "Can I eat it?"

Aren't little kids great? :)